You ever try to make food in a place you're moving out of? It's hard because all the good food is gone.
So here's a terrible recipe
1 Velveeta pasta box
1 frozen bag of peas and carrots
1 small can of tomato paste
Leftover rice
Jalapenos
Some kind of Asian sauce
Italian seasoning
salt
So you make the pasta, but you throw the cheese away, because that shit's gross.
While it's cooking, fry the peas and carrots with some spices and whatever Asia-flavored sauce you came up with.
After a while, add some of the tomato paste, however much leftover rice you have/want, and some jalapeno slices. Not a ton, they should be special.
Let it simmer with more spices until the pasta is done.
Drain that shit, and dump all the other stuff into the pot together (along with the rest of the tomato paste).
Add all kinds of crazy spices, seriously whatever you want. Voodoo doesn't always have to taste good!
Keep it hot until you decide it's done.
Eat, possibly regret.
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